Welcome to the Idjits tribe.

You can call me Cain, Mark Cain.

In my spare time, I’m Batman.

My family business is saving people, hunting things.

That’s what we do.

And let me tell you something, we do it pretty damn good.

My favorite dessert is pudding.

Idjit is a place for idjits, so if you are an idjit, you are in the right place.

Goodnight, jerk, I’m going to go hit the poop deck.